He wouldn't lick my calves!

I met up with my mom and her friend Kelly tonight. It proved interesting. Kelly told the store clerk she would buy the shoes if he licked her calves... he jokingly called security and she threatened to take on the security guards. People in Vancouver do not understand northern humor at all. As we left the store Kelly and my mom flirted with the security guards a bit (a couple young guys) and asked if they would lick Kelly's calves... after the security guards said yes, we left the store.

Never a dull moment...

I'm tired.